Sunday, July 29, 2007

Callipygian

Baby is callipygian and I cannot lie.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Hallow

With a pep in his step and a Coke in his hand, the Pope stopped with a pop and tossed his trash in a can and said, "Hallowed can, you go - to the trash... Hallowed can, you go... to the trash."

Monday, July 23, 2007

Hummock

I'm hiding on my stomach, behind this hummock. It's a very good place to hide.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Laconic

"Oh my god, what is up with you lately? I heard from Sally's brother Jimmy that you were soooo rude today. He was only trying to be friendly and you didn't say two words too him. Must you be so... laconic, all the time?"

"Yes."

"Oh my God..."

Monday, July 16, 2007

Caryatid

That caryatid can carry a ton.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Aplomb

"Ladies," the host said cheerfully backstage, "Only one of you will become Miss Shenandoah Valley 2007. Now is the time to go out there and show them your aplomb."

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Genuflect

It's the General's effect, that the army generally genuflects their General.