Thursday, September 27, 2007

Wheedle

"Mrs. Sarkowski, you are looking lovely this morning," young Jimmy wheedled, hoping for an A on his report card.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Manse

It's more of a mansion than a manse, if you ask me.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Vituperative

The vituperative press release blamed me entirely. Those vituperative scumbags

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Balaclava

Get your balaclavas ready, boys. We're mugging skiers tonight!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Liripoop

I only wear my liripoop on special occassions.